Pick out an outfit for me and make $25

My name is Andrew Jaeger. I'm an engineer at FundersClub, I hope to one day be able to rock out on the drums, and I can put a mean spin on a ping pong ball. But what I'm really here to talk about is that photo up top.

I have been dressing like that my entire life - t-shirt (preferably with something written on it), jeans, crappy sneakers and a hoodie. My friends have been yelling at me to dress better for about as long as I can remember, but it just hasn't happened. Luckily normcore is a thing now but I can't rely on that forever.

So I have a simple request: dress me. There are no restrictions. Go preppy, hipster, goth, jockish or what you happen to think is hot at the moment. Just whatever you think will look good based on that picture of me. All I am asking for is:

  1. A shirt, or any combination of under/over shirts
  2. Pants
  3. Any accessories you think are essential (shoes, belt, etc)
  4. The outfit cost no more than $300
  5. A short (or long) description of why you chose the outfit you did

Simply send that to mrjaeger00@gmail.com with the subject line Dress Me For The Day and that's it. I'll pick what I like the most on Friday, April 4th and announce the results in an update to the site on Monday, April 7th. In addition, the person who picks out what I end up wearing will get $25! What I could never do and you probably do every day in about 5 minutes can get you paid. I'll also be writing a blog post about this whole experiment and will be sure to give you a shout out in it :).

So get to it! And follow me @MrJaeger00 if you are so inclined.